Does the guy from Ting Tings have eyes?

Is it just me, or does the berk who plays drums for over-rated pop group The Ting Tings never take his sunglasses off?

Maybe it's because if he reveals his true identity, people will abuse him in the street for a) creating bland music and b) pretending to be young.

Maybe it's because if he reveals his true identity, he will be bothered whilst doing his day-job as manager in The Slug and Lettuce, Clapham.

Maybe he has a Bono complex.

Maybe he's blind.

Maybe he's a dick.

Deja Vu

Skateboard P > Seinfeld

I'm also late posting about Microsoft (God they're so viral!) and their new ad (God it's so viral!) hot on the heels of that Seinfeld ad (God it was so viral!). 

Supposedly Jerry isn't funny any more so they pulled the ad. Dunno about that; they would have had to have shot the new ad very quickly if they hadn't planned to air it when they did. 

The new one's not better, but it does have Pharrel in it. 

I'm off to go trash my Mac again. 

Barak Obama has a Soundtrack

So I read in the Guardian today that Barak Obama is putting out a soundtrack. Not only is this in itself kind of lame, what makes it worse is that it contains such audio excrement as John Mayer, Sheryl Crow and John Legend. 

Where's the fucking bangers?

Couple of Jams

I'm late posting about Lykke Li, but this is only my sixth post or something... I'm allowed to be sleeping. 

Anyway, she's Swedish, hot and makes some fine pop music. Not much of a change there then...

Dance, Dance, Dance

I also heard this David Byrne and Brian Eno track off their album Everything That Happens Happens Today called Strange Overtones. The groove is serious. 

Strange Overtones

A Further Alarming Scooter Sighting

I feel sick.